Will Hines: Conversation With Security Guard →
for those of us who don’t like having conversations with people but like reading about them.
Small talk with the security guard in the lobby of the training center is often awkward. A few days ago I walked in and he said this:
“That pigeon — we have the same color.”
“What?” I said, confused.
“That pigeon! You see that pigeon!” He was pointing outside where I now spotted a plump,…
Notes
-
testingdistance liked this
-
weclassy reblogged this from williebhines and added:
us who don’t like having conversations
-
songofthesongofthebird liked this
-
lookmom liked this
-
natedern liked this
-
curtisretherford liked this
-
melindataub liked this
-
stacydoeseverything liked this
-
iamachilles liked this
-
miketrapp liked this
-
salgentile liked this
-
alexscordelis liked this
-
samreich liked this
-
benjaminapple liked this
-
alanstarzinski liked this
-
kskill liked this
-
drfriendship liked this
-
adamfrucci liked this
-
adamconover liked this
-
anthonyking liked this
-
kellyqehudson reblogged this from williebhines and added:
just laughed aLOUD
-
kenbeck liked this
-
markdowling reblogged this from williebhines
-
halphillips liked this
-
joestanton reblogged this from williebhines and added:
To be sure: boats.
-
inthemindsofnewyorkers liked this
-
bridgecomedy liked this
-
ryanxilliams liked this
-
benjoseph liked this
-
blogalicious liked this
-
garlock liked this
-
jasonflowers liked this
-
williebhines posted this
