October 27, 2011 / 12:51PM

for those of us who don’t like having conversations with people but like reading about them.

williebhines:

Small talk with the security guard in the lobby of the training center is often awkward. A few days ago I walked in and he said this:

“That pigeon — we have the same color.”

“What?” I said, confused.

“That pigeon! You see that pigeon!” He was pointing outside where I now spotted a plump,…

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