# October 27, 2011 / 12:51PM
Will Hines: Conversation With Security Guard →
for those of us who don’t like having conversations with people but like reading about them.
Small talk with the security guard in the lobby of the training center is often awkward. A few days ago I walked in and he said this:
“That pigeon — we have the same color.”
“What?” I said, confused.
“That pigeon! You see that pigeon!” He was pointing outside where I now spotted a plump,…
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