January 2010
30 posts
December 2009
20 posts
RIPphone
Neal: way to destroy your phone
me: i dont remember what i did
Neal: threw it
Neal: you threw it
11/18 Washington Blade
briannasjokes:
Washington Blade, the oldest newspaper in the U.S. for gays and lesbians, announced yesterday that it is shutting down after 40 years. The magazine is still deciding whether it wants to go out on the top or the bottom.
Watchmy teammate told me about the ustream website today while we were sitting in a starbucks writing for our sketch class. in this video he’s recording me on his iPhone and broadcasting live while i’m looking at my computer watching myself on his ustream channel. then my hand covers the phone’s camera, in what i can only assume to be my “neat! lemme try” move. i created...
my iPhone died
Celeste: your keys are on a bench in the locker room
me: i was totally locked out of my apt so i started throwing empty cans of beans that i dug out of the alley trash at my roommate's window
Celeste: girl you are like that destiny's child song "i'm a survivor"
“We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be...”
– because your girl just ended up back in news and is surprisingly okay with that
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