December 2008
37 posts
Déjà vu
Tina: you want to come over for a cupcake and a laugh at ryan's disco ball tomorrow?
me: did he really make one
Tina: girl, when i spoke to him earlier he was glueing glitter to a ball which is in someway a gay innuendo
lonely holidays
Ever pray dear god let me find a man and then meet an el salvadoran named Jesus who won’t leave you alone? Someone has a sense of humor.
dear santa: please for real real not for play... →
preferably in brown so i can look like a monk and/or a giant turd.
heart homes & life lessons
i used to volunteer at an old folks home but mr. george thought i was stealing from him so he chased me around the living room. we were doing laps around the coffee table when suddenly mrs. boots took off her pants, and mr. george started chasing her instead. i was just thinking about how much this experience taught me about life, except i didn’t realize it back then.
The Real O’Neal Puts His Cyber Foot Down -... →
tweeeeet
NBCU To Cut 500 Jobs →
while this makes me sad and forces me to question my sanity regarding recent life decisions.
Nbc: Harvard Less Selective Than NBC's Grueling... →
this makes me laugh
30 Rock Gets Lit Up Tonight! →
large crowds overwhelm me, but i feel like i should go because:
1) i’m new to new york and am still checking off all the big touristy stuff
2) it’s free.
3) i need fresh air (i’ve locked myself away the past few days because my credit card bill this month was 1,100+ and i don’t know how the hell that happened)
yay! see you there!
Post It Note Reading Series →
Starlee Kine and a relatable story about swimming on the floor.
