What are you waiting for? See it!
copped a free ticket to opening night as one of the first four to answer a trivia question on twitter. def would pay to see this movie though. thanks derrick comedy, twitter, and mine nimble iphone fingers!
1 day ago
cluttered like my mind. but i think that’s why I like it.
3 days ago
whoa baby. not safe but baller all the same
1 week agoi ordered a drink at starbucks and added way too much caffeine to it (as im wont to do). i was surprised when the barista turned around and shouted, “i need a tall black eye.” wtf?so i googled it and found this “ghetto” menu. i like how it says “don’t say ‘ghetto’ when you order.” lolz. i’m all sorts of broke yet not strong enough to break addictions, so i’ll give it a go.
1 week ago
dirty, rich. dirty, dirty rich. beautiful.
1 week agopeanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
1 week ago
what do you get when you boil pork blood and add intestines and pig snout? dinner! my mom cooked dinuguan in response to me saying, “i’ve been nauseated all week.” yeah, i don’t get it either, but i don’t have the heart to throw it out. if any adventurous soul wants to give this filipino cultural dish a go, holla at your girl. it’s delicious, i swear.
2 weeks ago