January 9, 2012 / 6:13PM 82 notes

dear ryan,
this.
xoxo,
marie
williebhines:

dejaentendme:

OMFG, we met fat professor!!
Actual conversation:Me: Fat professor!!! Not That you’re fat. I know, you ran a marathon.[Fat] Professor: It was a half marathon.

I have been getting recognized as “Fat Professor” on the subway platforms of NYC. This is me taking a photo. They were very nice. My apologies for looking like a serial killer.

dear ryan,

this.

xoxo,

marie

williebhines:

dejaentendme:

OMFG, we met fat professor!!

Actual conversation:
Me: Fat professor!!! Not That you’re fat. I know, you ran a marathon.
[Fat] Professor: It was a half marathon.

I have been getting recognized as “Fat Professor” on the subway platforms of NYC. This is me taking a photo. They were very nice. My apologies for looking like a serial killer.

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January 9, 2012 / 6:03PM 445 notes

josh:

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

Welcome!

josh:

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

Welcome!

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January 9, 2012 / 5:32PM

29 ways to stay creative

b/c who doesn’t like lists?

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January 3, 2012 / 2:55PM 52 notes

natedern:

Have you seen those Shit Girls Say videos that are floating around? Watch it here if you haven’t.

What would a normal human response be to seeing those videos? To laugh and share the link with a friend? To smile politely and move on with one’s life? To find them vaguely offensive but mostly…

(via caitlintime)

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December 26, 2011 / 12:06PM

obama’s financial plan to help the 99%

obama’s financial plan to help the 99%

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December 24, 2011 / 12:14PM 14,885 notes

i have to reblog this because the last video made me sad.

thedailywhat:

Precious Precocious Child of the Day: In the girls section at a Toys “R” Us, Riley suddenly has an epiphany: Segregating toys by gender is wrong.

At least one British toy store agrees.

[davidfuternick / ratsoff.]

(Source: samreich)

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December 24, 2011 / 12:09PM

i just saw this commercial on tv. no. please, someone wake me up.

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December 24, 2011 / 1:04AM

traveling for the holidays. can I stay here for forever?

traveling for the holidays. can I stay here for forever?

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December 20, 2011 / 1:53PM

a nyc traffic haiku

Cyclist writes screenplay

Plot features bike lane drama

How pedestrian

(via NPR)

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