me: have you watched this yet? he writes this song with a girl he grew up with and you can tell she LOVES him but he dates another girl. and that’s not the point of the video but it’s the part im focused on and it’s like OH NO THAT STINKS. also i have issues.
dear future grand kids,
i hope this video still exists when you grow up.
xoxo

Google Auto-Complete Reveals Our Deepest Insecurities
Using billions of searches, Google has prototyped an anonymous profile of its users. Watching this video you get a glimpse into our basest insecurities regarding sex, friendship, and possibly the greatest idea underlying it all: loneliness.
(via Mairus Budin)
stuff: Tonight is the annual fundraising dinner for our office where the... →
Tonight is the annual fundraising dinner for our office where the staff gets dressed up and all the girls get ready in the bathroom together. It serves as a solid reminder that high school is forever and confidence is an illusion. And also that you can make it to basically-twenty-eight years old…

you guys, the gates leading up to the lady grantham’s place
has a peen on it.
Quoz: Hotspur →
curtis is great and extra great for sharing this post.
super excited to see Hotspur and the new Lloyd teams perform. the only thing i can think of that may be more exciting is the possibility of my roommate washing his dishes. juussst kidding
So, I’m finally on a Lloyd team. This post is only sort of about that.
In June I will have been doing improv for 7 years. I lost track of how many times I auditioned. My best guess is somewhere around 8-10. (Basically, every open and invite-only audition from summer 2007 until now.) I got lots…
Wait…what am I coming back to?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
YIZZLE ANDIZZLE
Hee! Thanks for makin’ it happen, Cipha Sounds!!
“UCB FOR LIFE BABY” -Snoop Lion.
this is incredible.
(via toyns)

